Dear Santa from IntimiDATER
My request this year is of a unique nature. I was going to ask you to have the elves in IT put together a subset of your master list, with the following:
• Filter so only the naughty will show; sorted by degree of naughtiness. Naughtiest first, please.
• Additional filter to exclusively display single, heterosexual women
• Sort to highlight those who are age appropriate-ish
• Narrow by LA standards of acceptable proximity from my home location
I can appreciate the privacy concerns that you must be having. My intentions are (relatively) honorable. I know you don’t have time to deal with the naughty, so I’m here to take on some of that burden. I also believe that everyone including, and maybe especially, the naughty should have a…uh…package, to…uh…unwrap. I’m happy to oblige, if they don’t mind a bit of regifting.
If this makes you uncomfortable, please consider giving them my Tinder account. You know they’re on there, pretending to be “not looking for a hookup”. Please don’t give em my cell number, though. They ARE a naughty bunch and I don’t need the drama.
Thanks in advance,
New Years is coming up too. Check these out:
My ORIGINAL Single Man’s Resolution List
The 2014 New Years Update – Just some additions
Posted on December 19, 2015, in Acting & Entertainment, Dating, IntimiDATER and tagged Christmas, comedy, DalyDose, Dating, funny, Humor, IntimiDATER, Jeff Daly, Santa Claus, Women. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.
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