I Wanna Answer But…
Me: Can you please get back to me. with an answer?
Not Me: Sure. Where did you send the question?
Me: I don’t remember.
Not Me: Facebook, Facebook Messenger?
Me: Not sure.
Not Me: Twitter. Instagram. WhatsApp. Skype?
Me: I don’t think so.
Not Me: FaceTime or Google Plus
BOTH: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Not me: SnapChat
Me: Definitely not. It wasn’t an emergency!
Not me: Text or…a real phone call?
Me: No way. I doubt it. Maybe??? Wait. I actually asked you, in person, like yesterday.
Not me: In person? Is that an app??? Can you send me an invite? I don’t have that one.